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发表于 2010-2-19 09:44:42 | 显示全部楼层

Travel on the plane




For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren.She had even produced a plastic-foldout photo album of all nine of the children. She finally realized that she had dominated the entire conversation on her grandchildren. "Oh, I‘ve done all the talking, and I‘m so sorry.I know you certainly have something to say.please, tell me... what do you think of my grandchildren?"
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发表于 2010-4-4 12:48:11 | 显示全部楼层

Are you a normal person?

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director ..., "What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?" "Well..." said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, and we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket as it is larger than the spoon or the teacup." "Noooooooo!" answered the director. "A normal person would pull the plug."

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发表于 2017-5-9 10:02:16 | 显示全部楼层
楼主的资料很给力,很不错。

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发表于 2017-11-28 19:20:07 | 显示全部楼层
好资料,非常感谢楼主分享

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发表于 2017-12-16 22:07:51 | 显示全部楼层



看看。来学习一下。谢谢!

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发表于 2017-12-20 09:04:25 | 显示全部楼层
有价值的资料,收藏了,谢谢楼主奉献

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发表于 2017-12-30 22:32:25 | 显示全部楼层
学习一下好资料,谢谢!

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发表于 2018-1-10 13:21:17 | 显示全部楼层
好东西,谢谢好东西,谢谢

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发表于 2018-2-2 14:39:50 | 显示全部楼层
学习一下,非常感谢了

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发表于 2018-2-4 19:31:26 | 显示全部楼层



谢谢分享,好资料!!

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发表于 2018-2-9 22:11:58 | 显示全部楼层
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